It’s a Death Metal Xmas 666 (2008)

The Story

Continued from It’s a Death Metal Xmas V

In It’s a Death Metal Xmas: 666, it is following year. Tim is apparently telling stories of his adventures and is suddenly transported to heaven by the head angels. Everyone on the planet appears to be complaining about Tim. The head angel regrets sending Tim back to earth so soon, and must learn to appreciate Xmas. Tim is now sent back to earth as a “third, second chance” and is now in charge of the toy department of a NYC department store. Further he is given a little girl whom he has to inspire to believe in Santa Claus. Tim puts on the Gracy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and hires the real Santa Claus to play Santa. However, Santa is incredibly drunk, prompting Tim to replace him at the last minute with Charles Dickens, who happened to be passing by at the time. Dickens then becomes the in-store Santa Claus, twisted by his own version of what Xmas should be. The real Santa takes offense to this and an argument ensues. R. H. Gracy, the owner of the store, demands that Tim settle the feuding Santa Clauses. Both Santa and Dickens decide to sue Tim, who must then be the in-store Santa Claus. After a highly questionable and not-so-legal court case, it is decided that Santa Claus is the real Santa and the little girl has hope/belief again. Santa reminds Tim that they can now be “Xmas Buddies for all time.”

Continued on It’s a Death Metal Xmas 7