It’s a Death Metal Xmas III (2005)

 

The Story

After completing It’s a Death Metal Xmas and It’s Another Death Metal Xmas, Death Metal Xmas music mastermind Tim Regan sent the albums to Santa at the North Pole to see how he’d like them. Tim finds Santa checking his list with his pants around his ankles, as he is apparently oft to do. While talking with Santa, Tim learns a number of shocking things. For example: Santa worked for the Nazis in the 1940’s because “things looked like they were going to go that way,” Mrs. Claus is barren, Santa hates Frosty the Snowman, who he claims is just “water in a hat,” and Santa has frequent mood swings. Santa, not aware that it is December 23rd at this point, has a panic attack and needs Tim to play a song that will inspire him to get presents delivered. Tim obliges, thus saving Xmas.

Continued in Death Metal Xmas IV